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-Enjoy your dinner?
-Marvellous.
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-Car check, please, sir.
-Yeah. Right here.
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Here you go.
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-What's the matter?
-I left my gloves on the table.
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You're improving.
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You usually remember them
halfway home.
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-I'll go get them.
-I can save you the trouble.
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Like this?
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-You want me to?
-No.
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I definitely, emphatically
and positively do not.
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-What time is the floorshow?
-There isn't any.
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-Isn't this the Club Bimbo?
-No, it's La Petite Maison.
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-Who stole the Club Bimbo?
-I'm afraid I don't know.
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I get it.
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Beautiful but dumb.
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In that case, let's go straight
to my apartment.
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No, thank you.
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Look, lady.
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Please. In three days,
I gotta be in Cleveland.
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Sir, you leave me alone.
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Or I promise you'll regret it.
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My spirit cannot be dampened.
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That's what you think.
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What's going on here?
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-Are you her husband?
-Yes, I am! Who are you?
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I'm a reformed drunk.
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Sam, what happened?
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He tried to pick me up,
so I dampened his spirit.
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With real water? By witchcraft!
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-Well....
-Well what?
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He was in no condition to drive.
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I say the use of witchcraft
was completely uncalled-for!
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And I say it was my duty
to the motoring public.
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That's just an excuse.
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You took fiendish delight in putting
that guy in his place, and you know it.
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Darrin, I resent that.
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I am not a fiend.
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I didn't say that.
I said you took fiendish delight.
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Well, you can't take fiendish delight
unless you're a fiend.
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-You can too.
-You cannot.
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-Boy, are you unreasonable!
-No. You are.
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That's what you always say.
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Only as a last alternative.
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In our four years of marriage, I have
been through 2856 last alternatives.
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I never knew you kept score.
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I don't.
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I meant that as a wild exaggeration.
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-Samantha.
-Yes, dear.
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It's my considered opinion that you
use witchcraft at the drop of a hat.
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And furthermore, that you love it.
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Darrin, that's not
your considered opinion.
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You're saying that
because you're angry.
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I'm not angry.
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It's just that I'm tired of fighting
a losing battle.
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So I surrender.
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Let's stop being hypocrites.
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Let's tell the whole world
your true identity.
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Are you serious?
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Why not?
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Could my existence be more hectic?
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-Yes.
-I doubt it very much.
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Good night.
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You're about to have a dream
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And, in the words
of a great philosopher...
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...it's going to be a beaut.
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We'll tell the whole world
I'm a witch.
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Let's start with Larry Tate.
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Come in.
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Larry, do you have a minute
to talk to us?
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To you, a minute,
to Samantha, a lifetime.
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What brings you
to our happy little jungle?
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-I do.
-It's all Darrin's idea.
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-We have something to tell you.
-Let's see if I can guess.
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My guess is he'll never guess.
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I think we'd better sit down.
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Sure.
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It isn't your marriage, is it?
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-Yes, it's our marriage.
-Well...
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...my advice is
to just roll with the punches.
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Larry, you don't understand.
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Don't be greedy, Darrin.
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You've had four good years, and
now that they're over, cherish them.
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That's a lovely thought, Larry.
May I write it down?
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So when you yell and scream
at each other, do it with kindness.
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-Larry, that isn't our problem.
-Our problem is me.
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Samantha is different.
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-From whom?
-From you and me.
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Well, naturally.
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I'm a man, and you're a man
and she's a woman.
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-No, she isn't.
-She isn't a woman?
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-No.
-I see.
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Congratulations, sir.
That's an amazing disguise.
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Darrin means
that I am not a mortal woman.
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I'm a witch.
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Okay, kids. You got your laugh.
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Now run along
and let me go back to work.
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Larry, we're not kidding.
My wife is a witch.
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Darrin, if you want a vacation,
ask for it.
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You don't have to go through this
fruitcake routine.
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Larry, I am a full-fledged...
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...card-carrying,
cauldron-stirring witch.
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All right, witch-wife.
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Show me the old black magic.
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Where'd she go?
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Well, that....
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That was done with mirrors.
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How many mirrors? Two?
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You had them up your sleeves.
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Well, how about two big mirrors?
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The....
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The little ones were expandable.
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Are you all right, Larry?
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-Samantha?
-Yes, Larry?
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With my brains and your voodoo...
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...we can control the world.
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Larry, let me explain how we made
the adjustment in the past...
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...and how we hope
to make the adjustment in the future.
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Never mind the petty details.
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Sam, with you on my team,
at a generous salary...
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...I can juggle the stock market and
seize control of the national economy.
121
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That's true, Larry, but--
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Today the nation,
tomorrow the world!
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Larry, take it easy.
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I can't. I'm mad with power.
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Well, we're not.
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We don't want to use my witchcraft
to rule the world.
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That's right. And when you've had
time to think it over, you'll decide--
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I'll decide I wanna rule the world.
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I've wanted to rule the world
since I was a little kid.
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We're sorry, Larry. We really are.
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Well, just because you two
don't want anything for yourselves...
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-...let's not forget old Lar.
-"Old Lar"?
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I should be entitled to a modest
amount of fallout, shall we say?
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Just out of loyalty and friendship?
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Larry, we refuse to use
Samantha's power...
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...for material gains for ourselves
or anyone else.
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You sore because
I want a piece of the action?
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There isn't gonna be
any of that kind of action.
139
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All right, forget it.
140
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,630
Forgive me for being pushy.
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I thank you for the information and
now I find myself running late, so....
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Sam.
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00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,390
Darrin. Just one more thing.
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-Yes, Larry?
-You're fired.
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Larry wasn't a very good sport
about that, was he?
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Maybe it was just a fluke.
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Let's see what happens
when we tell the Kravitzes.
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-Oh, please, come in.
-Go in, honey.
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Is your wife home?
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Abner? Oh, hi there.
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00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,670
-Hi.
-Hi.
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00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,635
What an unexpected surprise.
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We came to bring you
a bit of neighbourhood gossip.
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00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,233
We did not.
We came to clear the air.
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00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,313
-About what?
-About who I am.
156
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,159
-Who are you?
-I am a witch.
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00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,748
I don't believe you.
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00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,319
Well, honestly.
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00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,548
I don't believe her.
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00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,836
It's true. She's a witch.
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00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,472
I knew it!
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00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,033
I thought you didn't believe her.
163
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,390
I meant I didn't believe
she'd ever admit it.
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00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,273
I believed she was a witch
from the second I met her.
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00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,392
The problem is,
you didn't believe me.
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00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,353
I still don't. I don't believe all of you.
Where is it?
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00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,437
-Where's what?
-The candid camera.
168
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,835
I'm being embarrassed
on coast-to-coast television.
169
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,471
Mr. Kravitz, there's no camera.
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00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,750
Unless you need one.
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00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,916
There. Did you see that?
She conjured up a camera.
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00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,115
Look, now she changed the camera
into a chicken.
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00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,275
Was that really necessary?
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00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,994
Well, you wanted me
to convince him, didn't you?
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00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,557
Just let us live.
We're young and we wanna live.
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If you must take one of us, take me.
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00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,038
But, Mr. Kravitz,
I'm not a bad witch.
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00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,596
-I'm a good witch.
-Her mother's a bad witch.
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00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,955
Well, it's been nice
chatting with you.
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See you soon.
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00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,670
Well, sweetheart,
how do you like it so far?
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Keep dreaming, sweetheart.
183
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,037
It's a few weeks later.
We've told all our friends.
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00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,313
Somebody told the newspapers,
and now you have your wish:
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The whole world knows our secret.
186
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,758
The whole world knows I'm a witch.
187
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,157
The whole world knows I'm a witch.
188
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,476
All right, folks, right this way.
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Just one dollar for a comfortable seat
across from where the witch lives.
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00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,758
Children, 50 cents.
191
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,430
The price of admission includes
a thrilling lecture by Gladys Kravitz...
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...entitled, "The Samantha Stephens
I Have Known and Feared."
193
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,432
--way, you're in my way.
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00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,835
Peanuts, popcorn.
Peanuts, popcorn.
195
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,437
Peanuts, popcorn. Right here.
196
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,154
Here comes a car.
197
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,878
-That's her husband.
-The witch's husband.
198
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,798
-Let's get his autograph.
-Yeah, let's go.
199
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,592
Mr. Samantha,
may I have your autograph?
200
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,279
-Me too.
-Isn't he handsome?
201
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,675
May I have your tie for good luck?
202
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,873
I'm sorry, madam, but if you wanna
fly to Florida for your vacation...
203
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,798
...you're gonna have to do it
by airplane.
204
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,911
My broom is booked for the season.
205
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,958
Hi there. What's new?
206
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,909
Oh, not much.
207
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,036
-I got caught in a stampede--
-Excuse me.
208
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,958
Hello.
209
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,957
Speaking.
210
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,196
Mickey Mantle? The Mickey Mantle?
211
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,792
Oh, Mr. Mantle,
I'm surprised at you.
212
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,353
But that wouldn't be fair.
213
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,440
If I worked it out
so that you could bat.600...
214
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,995
...I'd have to let
all the other players bat.600.
215
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,549
And besides, I'm a Mets fan.
216
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,792
You're welcome anyhow. Goodbye.
217
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,670
Oh, my. This phone
hasn't stopped ringing all day.
218
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,711
We'll have to change our number.
219
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,754
We've already changed it 10 times.
They keep tracking us down.
220
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,791
Well, how'd the job-hunting
go today?
221
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,468
It went rotten. Ever--
222
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,152
All my prospective employers
either thought I was too controversial...
223
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,396
...or they wanted to make
a package deal.
224
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,633
You mean like Don Drysdale
and Sandy Koufax?
225
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,911
They'll only hire me
if they can hire you...
226
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,156
...so they can raise their profits
by witchcraft.
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00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,832
Hi, sweetheart.
228
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,600
Daddy needs a kiss.
229
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,552
Tabatha?
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00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,193
Hon?
231
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,959
What's the matter with her?
232
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,718
She's depressed.
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00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,559
-By what?
-None of her friends will play with her.
234
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,034
-Because her mother's a witch?
-No.
235
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,038
Because her mother's a witch
who won't give everyone a pony.
236
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,914
Poor kid. Why should she
be punished for my mistake?
237
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,869
You get it.
And if it's another moocher...
238
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,274
...turn him into a chicken.
239
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,277
-Mrs. Darrin Stephens?
-Yes.
240
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,198
I'm Brigadier General Stanton.
241
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,029
This is Agent W of our
top-secret organization, the HHH.
242
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,875
What does HHH stand for?
243
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,719
That's top-secret.
244
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,477
We'd like to confer with you
and your husband.
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00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,875
Certainly. Come in.
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00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,637
I'll get the door.
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00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,475
General Stanton,
Agent W of the HHH...
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00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,999
...my husband, Darrin Stephens.
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00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,350
-How do you do?
-How do you do?
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-Who assaulted you?
-My fans.
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General, next time they won't miss.
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Stephens, I regret to inform you that
you, your wife and your daughter...
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...are in grave personal danger.
254
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We are?
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Washington has been flooded
with letters and telegrams...
256
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...demanding that you all
be burned at the stake.
257
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Well, that's ridiculous.
258
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Witch-burning went out
in the 17th century.
259
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It's being revived.
260
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-May we be seated?
-Please.
261
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We have reason to believe...
262
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...that a blueprint for your destruction
is nearing completion.
263
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They're gathering firewood
from Maine to California.
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Oh, piffle.
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Mrs. Stephens, to the security
of the United States of America...
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...I assure you it is not piffle.
267
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-Why not?
-Because we need you.
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Thank you.
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Not you. Her.
270
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You are an American witch,
aren't you?
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-Yes.
-And will you use your powers...
272
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-...to defend your country?
-No.
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-Yes, she will.
-Darrin.
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You don't want me to use
my witchcraft for anything.
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That was my old policy.
My new policy is....
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-Is what?
-Whatever best serves my country.
277
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,716
That's well-spoken, son.
278
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We want to take the three of you
into protective custody...
279
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...so we can interrogate
your wife thoroughly...
280
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...and, at the same time, keep you
and your child under armed guard.
281
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In other words, you want us
to become military prisoners.
282
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-Guests.
-Where?
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We haven't decided.
284
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We thought your wife might help us.
285
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,955
Well, I'd be happy to.
286
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,674
What type of place
did you have in mind?
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Someplace isolated.
288
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Say, for instance,
an abandoned military installation...
289
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...somewhere in the middle of a desert,
with maximum security.
290
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A nice concentration-camp
atmosphere.
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Yes, that's it.
292
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-When would you like us to leave?
-The sooner, the better.
293
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,354
Tabatha? Would you come
down here a minute?
294
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By the way, she is a witch.
295
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,794
There are others.
My mother and Aunt Clara...
296
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...and my daddy and Uncle Arthur
are warlocks.
297
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,438
And so is Aunt Enchantra,
Aunt Hagatha, cousin--
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Oh, here, sweetheart.
299
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You come over here
and stand still, all right?
300
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Yes, Mommy.
301
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Well, alrighty.
Darrin, are you ready?
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Ready?
303
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,312
Excuse me.
304
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-Ready for what?
-To do our patriotic duty.
305
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There go three great Americans.
306
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,909
-Where are we?
-We're in protective custody.
307
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,999
That trailer is our new home,
and this is our recreation area.
308
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,509
-How do you like it?
-I hate it!
309
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,712
Mrs. Stephens, Miss Stephens,
interrogation time.
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00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,309
Yes, sir. Come on, sweetheart.
311
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Why are they taking Tabatha?
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Because little American witches
grow into big American witches.
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Goodbye, Daddy, I love you.
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-I love you.
-So do I.
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-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
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Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
317
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,151
Let me out! Let me out!
318
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,554
-Yes, sweetheart.
-Let me out!
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00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,796
Yes, I'll let you out right this minute.
320
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,716
Your magic dream is now all over
321
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,635
Samantha, come back!
322
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,476
Come back from where?
323
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,836
You're here.
324
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,556
And I'm here.
325
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,230
-Where's Tabatha?
-Well, she's in her bedroom. Why?
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00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,272
Well, because....
327
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,558
Because I was....
328
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,593
Oh, nothing.
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00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,151
I just....
330
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,677
Nothing. Good--
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00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,677
Good night, Sam.
332
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,835
Good night, sweetheart.
333
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,917
Pleasant dreams.
334
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,437
-Good morning, ladies.
-Morning, sweetheart.
335
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,393
-Good morning, Daddy.
-Good morning.
336
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,995
-Here you go.
-Thank you.
337
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,629
-How'd you sleep?
-Like a tot.
338
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,319
Darrin, I've been thinking
about what you said last night.
339
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,199
What I said about what?
340
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,115
About telling the world our secret.
341
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,231
-Let's do it.
-Honey, wait a second--
342
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,668
No, I want to confess.
343
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,235
I want to breathe the air
of truthfulness.
344
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,317
-But-- But-- But--
-Don't you?
345
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,832
No! I mean, I like things
the way they are.
346
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,397
We may have our ups and downs,
but by and large, we're pretty happy.
347
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,830
So let's not rock the boat.
348
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,998
Okay?
349
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,118
Well, okay.
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00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,232
-If you insist.
-I insist.
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00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,194
What made you change your mind?
352
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,195
Oh, you might say I slept on it.
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00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,790
-Slept on it?
-Yes.
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